July 3, 2008
“ British. Men or women. I’d take either. Anything out of their mouth sounds brilliant. They could ask for a napkin, and I’d want to make out on the spot.
Greek Tragedy: accentuate the positive [On favorite accents]
June 25, 2008
“ so you’d think getting to eat a whole bunch of cupcakes and pick which one was the best would be fun, and kind of easy, right? wrong.
Sassy Little Punkin [hyperbolic and slightly irrational since 2003] - May 19, 2008 post
“ Bush To Filipino President: “First, I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that — in which there’s a lot of Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the — of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House.” (Laughter.)

Bush To Filipino President - Politics on The Huffington Post

(oh, good god. vat a ridiculous. -Y)

“ What if we all got along & people loved each other & sang songs about peace? he said. Would that be a good world? & I said I didn’t know about that, but it would be a good summer camp & he looked at me & shook his head & said, It’s no wonder you’re leaving us with such a mess.
Your Story:Happy Camper
June 24, 2008
The Desk (via fmohsin) (My comment on the footoo: “my inner skinny girl shuts up when she sees french fries. well, okay, potatoes in any form, pretty much. and gelato and strawberry shortcake and root beer floats and guacamole…and…well, okay, EVERYTHING.” ahhhhh! -Y)

The Desk (via fmohsin)

(My comment on the footoo: “my inner skinny girl shuts up when she sees french fries. well, okay, potatoes in any form, pretty much. and gelato and strawberry shortcake and root beer floats and guacamole…and…well, okay, EVERYTHING.” ahhhhh! -Y)

qwantz.com - dinosaur comics - June 19 2008 (SEE?! God totally likes good grammar. -Y)

qwantz.com - dinosaur comics - June 19 2008

(SEE?! God totally likes good grammar. -Y)

June 23, 2008
VIDEO: animated StoryPeople “Promise” Poster to Benefit Flood Victims (via StoryPeopleByBrian) - see storypeople.com
June 21, 2008
“ sees a lot of stuff other people miss
Your Story:Eye For Stuff
June 19, 2008
“ Backstory: this is my mom’s reply to a Howard Dean mass emailing urging support for Barack Obama. this is a mere exerpt. she’s on some new hormones at the moment.

Howard, is this really you? This is the second time you’ve emailed me this week! My husband’s going to find out about us. Here’s the deal. I’ll only display that Obama bumper sticker & campaign for him if you’ll come to my dad’s 80th bday party in MI. Otherwise my Hillary for Prez poster stays up (in the garage). Must warn you, dad’s a staunch Republican (if I send him a pro-Nader email, he replies “John McCain”). But most of our lot are dem or independent, so what better special guest could we get than you? Will you get our party started right? You’re the only candidate who ever let his freak flag fly! Sorry that didn’t work out, but I totally love that about you. Obama needs to get in touch with our demographic! Maybe he could stop by too? We have a high rated college; I bet you could pencil in an appearance there. We’ll have a few shots of whisky; since that worked so well for Hillary, perhaps you or he could join us in a toast? Howard darling, please hurry & reply.

You’re the only candidate who ever let his freak flag fly! » Postcards From Yo Momma
“ One of our field trips is going to be on a Saturday and we’re going to find those Red Hat Ladies and shove them down. They’re ridiculous and need to be eliminated.

The Grown-Ass Woman’s Club » Postcards From Yo Momma

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